Meh.

not to be too millennial but

realtimgunn

no money

celanon

no house

celarose

just avocado

colorful-magician

Guacamole, guac guac guacamole

freddie-mercurious

B side of “The Show Must Go On” single in 1991. Produced and compiled by Rudi Dolezal and Hannes Rossacher.

Hello, hello, hello, hi, my name is Kim Basinger
It was going to be Queen for an hour
More rhythm, more rhythm
This is Brian May
Dah, dah,
And this is Roger Taylor
Uh, Freddie Mercury
On bank holiday
And I’m John Deacon from Queen
It wasn’t bad, I mean
What’s the, um, title of the show again
This one, yes, I don’t know
I don’t , I can’t remember
Four old ladies are still rocking away
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
It’s quite ridiculous, wasn’t it, I actually I, at that point I wanted to do something totally different
Dee, dee, dee
Um, ah, you mean, um
I think that’s a sort of surreal masterpiece
It has a semi-autobiographical feel about it
A bit of a, a mixture, you mean, mish-mash
That’s the word I was looking for
We always had the idea that we really wanted to lead people to somewhere new, rather than fit into what was going on, or how boring, with the music. Am I making sense?
I’ll tell you in two years time
Why don’t you just concentrate on the first one, really.
In fact that’s the number one trick
That was almost there. Try another one, OK.
It’s always really dreadfully difficult to know
Can you do one that goes ‘Dah, dah, um, bah, bah?’
I’m not a singer.
That’s the least of his problems
I’m not the drummer.
Gah, it’s getting nice this
Ah, but apart from that, uh, I have, I have no plans
If it is planned then its boring
You know, its got hidden depth
What can you say?
Doom - dah, dah…. huh?
Very musically awful but totally right
It’s not like rock and roll
But it is unusual and different and you have to buy it
Then it’s OK. When they stop buying our records, then I’ll say goodbye and become a strip artist or something
And luckily the story went the right way
Just get on with it, otherwise I’ll forget my name
Ask Roger. No? Not a good idea
I can’t remember where the idea did come from
[Explosion]
Roger, what did you do?
Good fun. I can make a bigger bang than that dear
Great fun, yeah.
But it could have gone the other way
Oh, shit, all that crap again?